변태!!

So my horny boss learnt I was off to Hongdae last week for a night out. Cue some ridiculous story which involved him miming masturbation to ejaculation all over his face.

Later in the day he followed fellow worker D around, asking if he was going Hongdae too.

'Maybe'.
Mr Lee pulled a grimace.
'Be carefulsh'.
And tapped D's dick.
'Do you have a condom?'
'Um, no'.

Mr Lee walked away shaking his head with a smile. After school ended, he ran after my friend with a eureka moment - 'They have condomsh in the toilet!!!'


I learnt from another teacher that when he arrived in Korea for the very first time, Mr Lee greeted him simply with these 3 words - 'Do you like sexsh?'

And this week I was called into his office to assess a potential new student.

'What does rowdy mean?' asked the young boy.
'Like a big party, everyone acting crazy' I explained.
'Like Hongdaesh' winked Mr Lee, hand up for a high 5. Saw it coming.


Later he called the boy's mother in, who already has a kid in the kindergarten, Kerry. As she spoke, Mr Lee just turned over to me and said 'We can talk about Hondaesh later'.

Ok...

And as I left the office so he could chat in private with the mother, Mr Lee calls out -

'So Jack, who do you think is more beautifulsh? Kerry or her mothersh?'

'No comment' I replied, unable to compare the beauty of a 7 year old with that of a 40 year old woman, or even to comprehend what he was actually asking me.